Thursday, March 29, 2012

HAHA! JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS!

A man called his mom from
the USA . Man : Mom, I have AIDS. Mother: Don't come back
home, my son. Man : Why mom ? Mother: If you come back
home, then your wife will
be infected. From your wife
to your brother, from your
brother to our maid, from
our maid to your dad, from your dad to my sister, from
my sister to her husband,
from him to me, from me to
the gardener, from the
gardener to your sister.
And if your sister gets AIDS, then the whole village will
be infected ! So PLEASE SAVE OUR
VILLAGE, DON'T COME BACK
HOME !!!!!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!

A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in... God. 
One day the captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops. He called the young man and said: - Young man come here, take the key and go and park the Jeep in front. the young man replied: - I can not drive! The captain said: - But then ask for assistance from your God! show us that he exist! 


The young man takes the key and walked to the vehicle begins to pray ...He parks the jeep to the place PERFECTLY well as the captain wanted. The young man came out of the jeep and saw them all crying. They all said together: - We want to serve your God! 


The young soldier was astonished, asked what was going on? CAPTAIN crying opened the hood of the jeep by showing the young man that the car had no engine. Then the boy said: See? This is the God I serve, THE GOD OF IMPOSSIBLE, the God who gives life to what does not exist. 


You may think there are things still impossible WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE ... Do not forget to share this with a friend..